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Next up on the Showtime import Secret Diary of a Call Girl is the third episode of the third season airing on February 15.
During the episode, the attraction between Belle and Duncan intensifies when she ends up at his office one night following an uncomfortable dinner engagement with Jackie and Ben.
Before then, however, Belle’s feelings for Duncan threaten to overtake her writing when she tries to write about her latest clients and what turns them on.
Meanwhile, Bambi can’t help but take Byron back to her apartment — despite her promise to Belle to remain on a professional level with him — when she’s assigned Byron as a client.
Two sneak peeks at the episode follow: Dinner (Jackie attempts to discuss Ben with Hannah) and He’s a Client (Belle and Bambi prepare for their next clients).
Secret Diary of a Call Girl airs Mondays on Showtime at 10pm ET.
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The February 11 episode of The Sarah Silverman Program is called “The Silverman and the Pillows.”
For reasons that will soon become clear, Sarah makes it her business to demonstrate just how simple it is to create books and television shows for children.
Sneak a peek at “The Silverman and the Pillows” in the following preview called The Next Story Time. The clip shows what happens when poor Jay learns some unexpected news about a children’s show he loves. And, yes, the situation involves Sarah.
The Sarah Silverman Program airs Thursdays on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET.
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Comedian David Brenner (where has he been?) appears as himself during the fresh February 10 episode of Modern Family called “My Funky Valentine.”
While Claire and Phil try out a new activity for Valentine’s Day…
… (role playing instead of just dinner out), Jay disappoints his wife Gloria with a mere visit to a comedy show, and Cameron and Mitchell help Manny on the romantic front.
Check out the Escalator preview for “My Funky Valentine” below, which shows why Claire and Phil should never ever role-play in public again. Too funny and sooo very embarrassing!
Modern Family airs Wednesdays on ABC at 9pm ET.
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It’s all about “Valentine’s Day” during the brand-new February 10 episode of The Middle with the same name.
The romantic holiday somehow still doesn’t go well for Frankie and Mike…
…although all three of their kids are out of sight for once: Axl is on a date, Brick is at a sleepover, and Sue is at a party.
Sneak a peek at “Valentine’s Day” in the Alone preview below, featuring a temporarily excited Frankie and Mike.
The Middle airs Wednesdays on ABC at 8:30pm ET.
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The doctor is definitely in on the fresh February 10 episode of CBS’ The New Adventures of Old Christine called “A Family Unfair.”
Even cooler for fans of sketch comedy television is the fact that the physician is played by Saturday Night Live veteran Tim Meadows.
His character Dr. Volk enters Old Christine’s hectic life after she grows jealous of her ex-husband Richard and New Christine’s impending new-baby status. Naturally, their good fortune causes her to want to have another child of her own, as well.
Preview “A Family Unfair” in the following promo clip.
Old Christine’s Wednesday-night companion Gary Unmarried follows at 8:30pm ET with a brand-new episode, too. Called “Gary Lowers the Bar,” it revolves around Gary’s ill-advised attempts to give Sasha a better Valentine’s Day gift than the fabulous present she gives him. Good luck with that, Gary!
Check out the promo for “Gary Lowers the Bar” below.
The New Adventures of Old Christine and Gary Unmarried air Wednesdays on CBS at 8pm and 8:30pm ET, respectively.
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All four of CBS’ Monday-night sitcoms have new episodes scheduled for February 8.
How I Met Your Mother even features a couple of cool voice-only cameos from sports figures Jim Nantz and Phil Simms, both prominent members of CBS’ on-air sports departments.
Continue below for assorted spoilers and preview videos.
Rabbit or Duck: Robing gets a party invite from an annoying co-worker, and Lily and Marshall fix Ted up with one of Barney’s many castoffs when they forget to find him a more appropriate Valentine’s Day blind date. Will the lucky rejected woman end up being the title mother? Who knows at this late stage, five seasons in… (CBS hasn’t posted any related clips.)
Back to School: While Billie worries that she’s no match for Zack’s gorgeous ex when she barges in at his high school reunion, Abby and Olivia attempt to get people to buy some alleged “youth juice” that Abby is selling. The promo follows.
Aye, Aye, Captain: The huge Green-Eyed Monster constantly looking over Charlie’s shoulder threatens to sabotage his relationship with Chelsea. Check out the promo below.
The Large Hadron Collision: Since he’s only allowed to bring one guest, Leonard must decide who to take with him on a Valentine’s Day trip to Switzerland to see the largest and highest energy particle accelerator in the world, CERN’s Large Hadron Collider. A sneak peek and promo for the episode follow.
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On Monday, February 8, Showtime import Secret Diary of a Call Girl will present its second fresh episode of the current third season.
Belle’s sister Jackie causes our heroine expected grief when she comes across some of her sister’s sex toys during her visit.
So, to prove to Jackie that not everyone is uptight about sex and in hopes that doing so will free Jackie sexually and encourage her to return to her cheating husband, Belle takes her to a fetish club.
Unfortunately, all Belle gets in return for her well-intentioned efforts is a punch from Jackie, followed by a rejection from a client who doesn’t think the resulting bruise goes with his fantasy. And if that’s not enough trouble, Belle also comes down with a case of writer’s block.
Elsewhere, Bambi tackles her first assignment, which involves an aristocratic client.
Sneak two peeks at Episode 2 below: I Am the Fantasy (Belle ponders fantasies) and Racist Clients (Bambi has a little chat with Stephanie about getting paid more).
Secret Diary of a Call Girl airs Mondays on Showtime at 10pm ET.
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It’s about time! Quirky — to put it mildly — Comedy Central series The Sarah Silverman Program launches its long-awaited third season on Thursday, February 4, at 10:30pm ET.
First up during the ten-episode run is the season premiere, which has the undeniably charming title “The Proof Is in the Penis.”
When Sarah’s sister Laura decides it’s time for Sarah to toughen up a bit, she lies that her sibling was born with both male and female genitalia, hence the lovely title.
Meanwhile, haunted by Mr. Jenkins’ ghost, Brian and Steve attempt to end the spooky business once and for all by returning the deadly TV remote that killed him to his body.
Check out an episode sneak peek and Season Three trailer below.
The Sarah Silverman Program airs Thursdays on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET.
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