John Boehner’s like a doctor who believes strictly in magic, Marcus Bachmann prays the gay away, and America will never again launch another space shuttle.

In this unedited, extended interview, Leroy Petry discusses receiving the Medal of Honor after being shot through both legs and getting his hand blown off in Afghanistan.

Leroy Petry demonstrates his robotic hand and describes how rewarding it is when ordinary Americans thank him for his military service in this unedited, extended interview.

If Obama and Congressional Republicans don’t settle their heated argument by raising the debt ceiling, man will be sentenced to an eternity of licking his own pets’ genitals.

John Oliver goes to Cape Canaveral to witness the end of an era as NASA considers outsourcing America’s hopes and dreams to India.

John McCain moves the goal posts on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and Tracy Morgan issues a challenge to all the men watching him.

The healthcare debate heats up and Pope Benedict XVI responds to a prostitution scandal in the Vatican.

Justice John Paul Stevens retires from the Supreme Court and Jon tells Fox News go f**k themselves.

BP ruins the Gulf of Mexico and Glenn Beck uses more Nazi footage than the History Channel.

The underwear bomber strikes hard and long and the Supreme Court rules that corporations are people too.