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		<title>7 Mad Men Subway Posters Drastically Improved With Graffiti</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lookwhatifound</dc:creator>
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          <img alt="7 Mad Men Subway Posters Drastically Improved With Graffiti " height="90" src="http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1247252/2e2dcf55bcc40f09bc78f809ebecc8a2_rectangle_medium.jpg" width="124" />
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        <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/2715d0ffb0/mad-men-subway-posters-drastically-improved-with-graffiti">7 Mad Men Subway Posters Drastically ...</a> <br />
        Gothamist recently spotted a trend in the New York subways:  the minimalist posters for the new season of Mad Men had been vandalized… with awesomeness. Most of these come from their collection (for more click here: http://bit.ly/yxHZVR) And some come from Warming Glow: http://bit.ly/xDfgMx)<br />
        Submitted by: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/lookwhatifound"><strong>lookwhatifound</strong></a><br />
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        Keywords: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-posters">mad men posters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-new-season">mad men new season</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-subway-posters">mad men subway posters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-graffiti-posters">mad men graffiti posters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-posters-vandalized">mad men posters vandalized</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-subway">mad men subway</a><br />
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<p>
        <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/2715d0ffb0/mad-men-subway-posters-drastically-improved-with-graffiti">7 Mad Men Subway Posters Drastically &#8230;</a> <br/><br />
        Gothamist recently spotted a trend in the New York subways:  the minimalist posters for the new season of Mad Men had been vandalized… with awesomeness. Most of these come from their collection (for more click here: http://bit.ly/yxHZVR) And some come from Warming Glow: http://bit.ly/xDfgMx)<br/><br />
        Submitted by: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/lookwhatifound"><strong>lookwhatifound</strong></a><br/><br />
        Regular<br/><br />
        Keywords: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-posters">mad men posters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-new-season">mad men new season</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-subway-posters">mad men subway posters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-graffiti-posters">mad men graffiti posters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-posters-vandalized">mad men posters vandalized</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mad-men-subway">mad men subway</a><br/><br />
        Views: 6,747
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		<title>Editorial Cartoon: Talking Trash</title>
		<link>http://georgecarlin.tv/comedy/editorial-cartoon-talking-trash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/pveeC6g29pFOj678yQ4lSzhEDOI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/pveeC6g29pFOj678yQ4lSzhEDOI/0/di" border="0"></img></a><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talking Trash</p>
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		<title>Super Bowl Recap: Sad Tom Brady is Sad</title>
		<link>http://georgecarlin.tv/comedy/super-bowl-recap-sad-tom-brady-is-sad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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        <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/c804b03bbd/super-bowl-recap-sad-tom-brady-is-sad">Super Bowl Recap: Sad Tom Brady is Sad</a> <br />
        Let's take a look at all the highlights, spectacles, and unexpected money shots from the big game. <br />
        Submitted by: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/dan"><strong>Dan</strong></a><br />
        Regular<br />
        Keywords: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl">super bowl</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl-recap">super bowl recap</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl-ads">super bowl ads</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl-commercials">super bowl commercials</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/eli-manning">eli manning</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/tom-brady">tom brady</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/best-commercials-super-bowl">best commercials super bowl</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/fiat-commercial">fiat commercial</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/fiat-money-shot">fiat money shot</a><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>          <img alt="Super Bowl Recap: Sad Tom Brady is Sad" height="90" src="http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1247249/6418403725c4bcc1d4f1185f893552a3_rectangle_medium.png" title="Super Bowl Recap: Sad Tom Brady is Sad" width="124" /></p>
<p>
        <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/c804b03bbd/super-bowl-recap-sad-tom-brady-is-sad">Super Bowl Recap: Sad Tom Brady is Sad</a> <br/><br />
        Let&#8217;s take a look at all the highlights, spectacles, and unexpected money shots from the big game. <br/><br />
        Submitted by: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/dan"><strong>Dan</strong></a><br/><br />
        Regular<br/><br />
        Keywords: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl">super bowl</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl-recap">super bowl recap</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl-ads">super bowl ads</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/super-bowl-commercials">super bowl commercials</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/eli-manning">eli manning</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/tom-brady">tom brady</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/best-commercials-super-bowl">best commercials super bowl</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/fiat-commercial">fiat commercial</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/fiat-money-shot">fiat money shot</a><br/><br />
        Views: 1,016
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		<title>GOP Introduces New &#8220;Mystery Candidate&#8221; With Paper Bag Over Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Republicans will reveal the identity of the Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Republicans will reveal the identity of the Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election.</p>
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		<title>Arcade Daze</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funny Or Die</dc:creator>
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      <p>
        <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ab7f20add6/arcade-daze">Arcade Daze</a> <span class="duration">1:48</span><br />
        Arcade Daze is a classic novelty song about heading the arcade and playing some games.<br />
        Submitted by: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/funnyordie"><strong>Funny Or Die</strong></a><br />
        Crypt<br />
        Keywords: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/arcade">arcade</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/video-games">video games</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/play">play</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/played">played</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/quarters">quarters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/machine">machine</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/tokens">tokens</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/games">games</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/kids">kids</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/sega">sega</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/nintendo">nintendo</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/characters">characters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/fighting">fighting</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/adventure">adventure</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mystery">mystery</a><br />
        Views: 2,802
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>          <img alt="Arcade Daze" height="90" src="http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/tmbs/ab7f20add6/medium_18.jpg" title="Arcade Daze" width="124" /></p>
<p>
        <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ab7f20add6/arcade-daze">Arcade Daze</a> <span class="duration">1:48</span><br/><br />
        Arcade Daze is a classic novelty song about heading the arcade and playing some games.<br/><br />
        Submitted by: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/funnyordie"><strong>Funny Or Die</strong></a><br/><br />
        Crypt<br/><br />
        Keywords: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/arcade">arcade</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/video-games">video games</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/play">play</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/played">played</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/quarters">quarters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/machine">machine</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/tokens">tokens</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/games">games</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/kids">kids</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/sega">sega</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/nintendo">nintendo</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/characters">characters</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/fighting">fighting</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/adventure">adventure</a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/mystery">mystery</a><br/><br />
        Views: 2,802
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		<title>The Week&#8217;s Best Late-Night Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>About.com Political Humor</dc:creator>
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"<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/celebrities/a/Donald-Trump-Jokes.htm">Donald Trump</a> announced that he's endorsing <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/mittromney/a/Mitt-Romney-Jokes.htm">Mitt Romney</a> for president. It was really nice. Trump was like, 'There's only one man with the brains, the skills, and the charisma to be president &#8212; but since I'm not running, you might as well vote for Mitt Romney.'" &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-jimmy-fallon-jokes.htm">Jimmy Fallon</a>
<br /><br />
"It was a busy day for Trump, because just this morning, his hair popped out of the ground and predicted six more weeks of winter." &#8212;Jimmy Fallon 
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"It's a great day for Mitt Romney. He was endorsed by Donald Trump. Unfortunately it was a split decision. The thing on Trump's head endorsed <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicans/a/Newt-Gingrich-Jokes.htm">Gingrich</a>." &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-craig-ferguson-jokes.htm">Craig Ferguson</a>
<br /><br />
"Mitt Romney is getting some heat today for something he said on CNN. He said he's not concerned about the very poor. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to say that out loud. Romney said the quote was taken out of context. And that he absolutely cares about the poor. In fact, his campaign bus runs on the tears of the poor." &#8212;Jimmy Kimmel 
<br /><br />
 "Mitt Romney said he is not concerned with the very poor. That statement worked out well for Marie Antoinette, didn't it?" &#8212;Jay Leno
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"To be fair, to Mitt Romney the 'very poor' means anyone who doesn't use a solid gold toilet." &#8212;Craig Ferguson 
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"He complained of course that the liberal media made him sound like he was an out-of-touch, rich dick. His point of view was. 'You wouldn't treat <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/a/obamajokes.htm">Obama</a> this way. I'll bet you $10,000 you wouldn't treat Obama this way.'" &#8212;Bill Maher
<br /><br />
"Newt Gingrich jumped on Romney's gaffe. He said he does care about the poor people, he loves the very poor. In fact, under his plan, poor black people would be the first ones he's sending up to the moon colony." &#8212;Bill Maher
<br /><br />
"Romney won Florida. Have you taken a good look at Romney and his wife? They look like a couple in a Levitra commercial. Mitt is the guy you think you look like. Newt is the guy you actually look like." &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-david-letterman-jokes.htm">David Letterman</a>
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"I think I can prove that Mitt Romney is the whitest man ever because he won Florida, became the undisputed front runner, and then the next day, the host of Soul Train killed himself." &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-bill-maher-jokes.htm">Bill Maher</a>
<br /><br /> 
"In Florida, Mitt Romney won the Republican presidential primary election. He beat Newt Gingrich handily. Political analysts believe that elderly voters in Florida rejected Newt Gingrich because of fears that he would eventually leave them for a younger state." &#8212;Jimmy Kimmel
<br /><br />
"Despite his big loss in Florida Newt Gingrich vows to stay in the GOP race. And we all know when Newt takes a vow he really sticks with it." &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-jay-leno-jokes.htm">Jay Leno</a>
<br /><br />
"Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon." &#8212;David Letterman
<br /><br />
&#8206;"Rocky is an obvious parallel for Newt. He's an underdog, a born scrapper, and he is fighting for the chance to be smacked around by a black guy." &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-stephen-colbert-quotes.htm">Stephen Colbert</a>
<br /><br />
"A woman in Illinois is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler that once belonged to President Obama. You could tell it was Obama's car because it gets off to a fast start and then stalls for the next three years." &#8212;Jimmy Fallon
<br /><br />
&#8206;"I will not be satisfied until super PAC means, 'a frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics.'" &#8212;Stephen Colbert
<br /><br />
"The working girls from the Bunny Ranch Brothel are showing up at <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicans/a/Ron-Paul-Jokes.htm">Ron Paul</a> rallies because he's a libertarian. What a strange world it is when a presidential candidate can accept an endorsement from a whore...but enough about Romney and Donald Trump." &#8212;Bill Maher
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"Pfizer recalled a million birth control pills. Nothing wrong with them, except they won't stop you from getting pregnant. Or as the <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm">Palin</a> family calls them, Skittles." &#8212;Bill Maher


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 <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/mittromney/a/Mitt-Romney-Jokes.htm">Mitt Romney Jokes</a><br />
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<p>&#8220;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/celebrities/a/Donald-Trump-Jokes.htm">Donald Trump</a> announced that he&#8217;s endorsing <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/mittromney/a/Mitt-Romney-Jokes.htm">Mitt Romney</a> for president. It was really nice. Trump was like, &#8216;There&#8217;s only one man with the brains, the skills, and the charisma to be president &#8212; but since I&#8217;m not running, you might as well vote for Mitt Romney.&#8217;&#8221; &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-jimmy-fallon-jokes.htm">Jimmy Fallon</a></p>
<p>&#8220;It was a busy day for Trump, because just this morning, his hair popped out of the ground and predicted six more weeks of winter.&#8221; &#8212;Jimmy Fallon </p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a great day for Mitt Romney. He was endorsed by Donald Trump. Unfortunately it was a split decision. The thing on Trump&#8217;s head endorsed <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicans/a/Newt-Gingrich-Jokes.htm">Gingrich</a>.&#8221; &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-craig-ferguson-jokes.htm">Craig Ferguson</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Mitt Romney is getting some heat today for something he said on CNN. He said he&#8217;s not concerned about the very poor. I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;re not supposed to say that out loud. Romney said the quote was taken out of context. And that he absolutely cares about the poor. In fact, his campaign bus runs on the tears of the poor.&#8221; &#8212;Jimmy Kimmel </p>
<p> &#8220;Mitt Romney said he is not concerned with the very poor. That statement worked out well for Marie Antoinette, didn&#8217;t it?&#8221; &#8212;Jay Leno</p>
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&#8220;To be fair, to Mitt Romney the &#8216;very poor&#8217; means anyone who doesn&#8217;t use a solid gold toilet.&#8221; &#8212;Craig Ferguson </p>
<p>&#8220;He complained of course that the liberal media made him sound like he was an out-of-touch, rich dick. His point of view was. &#8216;You wouldn&#8217;t treat <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/a/obamajokes.htm">Obama</a> this way. I&#8217;ll bet you $10,000 you wouldn&#8217;t treat Obama this way.&#8217;&#8221; &#8212;Bill Maher</p>
<p>&#8220;Newt Gingrich jumped on Romney&#8217;s gaffe. He said he does care about the poor people, he loves the very poor. In fact, under his plan, poor black people would be the first ones he&#8217;s sending up to the moon colony.&#8221; &#8212;Bill Maher</p>
<p>&#8220;Romney won Florida. Have you taken a good look at Romney and his wife? They look like a couple in a Levitra commercial. Mitt is the guy you think you look like. Newt is the guy you actually look like.&#8221; &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-david-letterman-jokes.htm">David Letterman</a></p>
<p>&#8220;I think I can prove that Mitt Romney is the whitest man ever because he won Florida, became the undisputed front runner, and then the next day, the host of Soul Train killed himself.&#8221; &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-bill-maher-jokes.htm">Bill Maher</a></p>
<p>&#8220;In Florida, Mitt Romney won the Republican presidential primary election. He beat Newt Gingrich handily. Political analysts believe that elderly voters in Florida rejected Newt Gingrich because of fears that he would eventually leave them for a younger state.&#8221; &#8212;Jimmy Kimmel</p>
<p>&#8220;Despite his big loss in Florida Newt Gingrich vows to stay in the GOP race. And we all know when Newt takes a vow he really sticks with it.&#8221; &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-jay-leno-jokes.htm">Jay Leno</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.&#8221; &#8212;David Letterman</p>
<p>&#8206;&#8221;Rocky is an obvious parallel for Newt. He&#8217;s an underdog, a born scrapper, and he is fighting for the chance to be smacked around by a black guy.&#8221; &#8212;<a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-stephen-colbert-quotes.htm">Stephen Colbert</a></p>
<p>&#8220;A woman in Illinois is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler that once belonged to President Obama. You could tell it was Obama&#8217;s car because it gets off to a fast start and then stalls for the next three years.&#8221; &#8212;Jimmy Fallon</p>
<p>&#8206;&#8221;I will not be satisfied until super PAC means, &#8216;a frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics.&#8217;&#8221; &#8212;Stephen Colbert</p>
<p>&#8220;The working girls from the Bunny Ranch Brothel are showing up at <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicans/a/Ron-Paul-Jokes.htm">Ron Paul</a> rallies because he&#8217;s a libertarian. What a strange world it is when a presidential candidate can accept an endorsement from a whore&#8230;but enough about Romney and Donald Trump.&#8221; &#8212;Bill Maher</p>
<p>&#8220;Pfizer recalled a million birth control pills. Nothing wrong with them, except they won&#8217;t stop you from getting pregnant. Or as the <a href="http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&#038;zu=http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm">Palin</a> family calls them, Skittles.&#8221; &#8212;Bill Maher</p>
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		<title>Area Dad Figures He&#8217;s Got At Least Three More Months Of Screwing Around Before Son Gains Ability To Form Long-Term Memories </title>
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		<description><![CDATA[LIVERMORE, CA&#8212;Judging by his 18-month-old son's recent cognitive developments, local father Ryan Hardell figures he has about three more months to get drunk, curse, and make cruel jokes before the child begins forming long-term memories.&#160;&#34;...
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		<title>Nation Horrified By Carolina Panthers&#8217; Disturbingly Graphic Logo Redesign</title>
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		<title>Political Cartoons of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride
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