Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas’ Gay Nightlife Scene

The Onion

DALLAS—Sought-after free agent pitcher Roy Oswalt said he was "flattered and impressed" by the effort the Texas Rangers made in trying to sign him this week, but admitted he had no idea why the team made such a point of emphasizing the abu…

Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas Gay Nightlife Scene

Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas Gay Nightlife Scene

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