Britney Spears stripped down to a bikini on the “Late Show With David Letterman” to tell us about the changes she’d have in store for America if she were President Britney.
Watch the video of our would-be commander-in-bikini reading her list of the “Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.”
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My Situation Room would be a cabana at the Palms casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance ‘Circus Fantasy.’
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me (Watch the video)
Is America ready for a Britney Spears administration? Not if Paris Hilton has anything to say about it.