Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky

The Onion

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—Organizers of the Australian Open canceled the highly anticipated Grand Slam event Wednesday night after admitting they were unable to prevent tennis balls from falling off the underside of the planet and into the sky.

Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky

Australian Open Canceled As Tennis Balls Fall Off Bottom Of Earth Into The Sky

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