Bill Clinton posed for a photo with two porn stars (on either side) and another buxom blonde (on the far left) while attending a star-studded benefit gala at a casino in Monaco.

Below are the top 7 captions for this photo, courtesy of our fans on Facebook:

1. “I’ve got your stimulus package right here.” -Germaine G.
2. “Gonna need a few more cigars…” -Summer M.
3. “She wore the blue dress for a reason!” -Joel B.
4. “I have NOT had sexual relations with these women….yet.” -Brian N.
5. “I’m so grateful for my ongoing Secret Service detachment. Just look what the boys brought me!” -Jan M.
6. “Hey babe, you want to see my Washington monument?” -Alex P.
7. “Monaco Lewinsky.” -Peter A.

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