Sarah asks a creepy guy in a van (Patton Oswalt) if he ever has weird thoughts about children.
Domestic Abuse
When Tig drops in to investigate domestic abuse, Laura explains how she fell down the stairs and answered the iron.
Brian and Steve in the Bad Van
The creepy van guy (Patton Oswalt) makes Brian and Steve lick lollipops in a photo shoot.
Sarah’s Good Van
Sarah goes on TV to tell people that they should get in her van if they want to get dismolested.
Odds and Ends – A Good Van is Hard to Find
Behind-the-scenes looks at a cast table read and a shoot featuring Brian in a sailor suit on a Hollywood street corner.
Baby Man Blues
Steve wants a baby, but Brian says it’s impossible because no one would ever let two gay stoners adopt.
Breve Goes Bye Bye
Brian and Steve hide with their baby robot in a shed, and the FBI threatens to shoot them all.
Barbecue Massacre
A welcome party for Brian and Steves new robot baby turns ugly after the FBI show up in full riot gear.
Jay’s Secret Hobby
Jay tells Laura hes into trains, but what she sees him do next is not as “cute” as she imagined.
Baby Man Blues
In his rage against a deity that wont let a man who wants a baby procreate, Steve builds a child robot.