Funny Stuff from George Carlin and Other Comedians
Celebrity Tweets About ‘The Hunger Ga…
Dear Celebrities, Enough with hiding your deep love of ‘The Hunger Games.’ It’s almost film premiere time! Just go ahead and let it alllll hang out for us to see.
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Keywords: kanye west twitter the hunger games katniss gale peeta rihanna mindy kaling steve martin kim kardashian taylor swift alec baldwin movies film books
Views: 8,916
Newt Gingrich’s Most Passive Aggressi…
Let’s not dance around the truth here: Many of these tweets aren’t just passive aggressive, they’re full on aggressive. But maybe that’s what it takes to win the 2012 election…
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Keywords: newt gingrich rick santorum barack obama president election mitt romney 2012 politics twitter passive aggressive sarah palin newt gingrich twitter newt gingrich tweets
Views: 17,457
Real Yearbook Quotes from the 2012 Pr…
As those who are of voting age know, a brilliant yearbook quote can make or break whether or not you vote for a White House hopeful. Lucky for you, I’ve done the hard work of digging up these completely true yearbook quotes on the 2012 candidates. You’re welcome. Now go Vote or Die!
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Keywords: rick santorum rick perry ron paul barack obama presidential debate 2012 politics yearbook mitt romney joe biden white house gop yearbook photos rick santorum yearbook newt gingrich yearbook rick perry yearbook mitt romney yearbook
Views: 50,395
What ‘Home Alone’ Taught Me About Bei…
If watching ‘Home Alone’ has taught me anything, it’s that being a grown up is terrifying, and filled with predators. They seemingly lurk around every corner and try to squeeze through every dog door. And while this film is a romp through family-friendly adventure, it also imparts the basics of how to handle the real world/adulthood/not-fun-time.
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Keywords: home alone christmas John Hughes Macaulay Culkin holiday film grown ups adult
Views: 9,949
9 Reasons Why We’ll All Go See ‘Titan…
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
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Keywords: titanic titanic 3d james cameron avatar 3d
Views: 5,866
9 Horrifying Examples of ‘Twilight’ F…
I won’t sugar coat the fact that I spent one very lonely summer locked in my bedroom, pouring over the ‘Twilight’ books. It was a great time. And when the movies came out, I watched the shit out of those too. But some fans, some Twi-hard fans, take their obsession to the streets. And now that BREAKING DAWN – the final film installment – is coming out, it’s only fair that the crazed fans and their “art” does too.
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Keywords: twilight edward cullen bella breaking dawn fan art crazy sex rob pattinson kristen stewart crazy twilight fans crazy twilight fan art twilight fan art
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10 Pets Respond to Their H…
If you’re one of those people who dress their [insert mixed breed dog/cat/rabbit here] up on Halloween… good for you! Just know that while you’re laughing and laughing and laughing more still, you’re also slowly driving your [insert mixed breed dog/cat/rabbit here] to a place of utter contempt.
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Keywords: dog pet puppy kitty kitten cat halloween costume humiliate pets in costumes animal costumes halloween pets halloween pet costumes
Views: 61,306
10 Ways To Avoid The 2012 …
I’m not suggesting that you don’t go out and vote, that’s not what I’m saying here… Unless you hate politics, in which case, that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying. Either way, if Obama invites me to one more fake dinner party I’m going to drive into oncoming traffic.
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Keywords: barack obama politics election 2012 president campaign shepard fairey helen keller
Views: 6,593
10 Foods That Should Be Ap…
In the mood to BONE? Confused as to what foods will help you seal the deal? There are items that are tried and true aphrodisiacs (caviar, champagne, chocolate, other words that start with a “C”). And then there are those which sound like they should evoke sexy times but, in the end, are total turnoffs. THESE are those foods.
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Keywords: aphrodisiac sex sexy relationships food fondue s’mores love lady and the tramp christina hendricks
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The 7 Stages of Tim Burton…
If given the chance I would BITE Johnny Depp. A love bite. He’s one of those rare men who makes it onto both men and women’s laminated “Celebs I’m allowed to Bang” lists. But alas, he has and always will be taken by another… No, not that French model whom he has babies with and a small island. I’m talking, of course, about his epic bromance with Tim Burton.
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Keywords: johnny depp tim burton bromance romance love friends film edward scissorhands tim burton johnny depp charlie and the chocolate factory ed wood sweeney todd
Views: 15,042