In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media’s ongoing efforts to push Shia LeBeouf over the edge into a Charlie Sheen-style breakdown. Also, Congress discusses opening Alaska’s reality star reserves and Johnny Depp registers the domain

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Added: Thu May 24 05:54:15 UTC 2012
Air date: Wed May 16 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:47

The Onion looks back at Alabamas first desegregated mass suicide, the historic V.E. Day Speech from FDRs rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman.

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Added: Thu May 24 05:54:15 UTC 2012
Air date: Tue May 15 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:59

President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.

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Added: Tue May 22 05:36:15 UTC 2012
Air date: Mon May 07 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:30
Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world’s top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series.

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Added: Mon May 21 02:46:21 UTC 2012
Air date: Thu May 10 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:53

The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Towers challenge to God

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Added: Sun May 20 21:00:18 UTC 2012
Air date: Tue May 08 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:56
Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

A 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown makes his comeback to horse racing as a jockey, and the guitar music fad runs its course. It’s the week of May 7th, 2012.

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Added: Wed May 16 03:57:17 UTC 2012
Air date: Fri May 11 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:36

Psychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyond.

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Added: Thu May 10 15:43:15 UTC 2012
Air date: Mon Apr 30 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 03:05

An anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had more than enough beach. It’s the week of April 30th, 2012.

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Added: Wed May 09 18:29:15 UTC 2012
Air date: Fri May 04 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:33
Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Inspired by the First Lady’s health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready. (Aired 10/18/11)

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Added: Wed May 09 03:30:17 UTC 2012
Air date: Mon Apr 30 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 01:09

In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West’s feud with Syria and a company’s decision not to bother recalling a defective hotplate. (Aired 10/18/11)

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Added: Wed May 09 03:30:17 UTC 2012
Air date: Tue Oct 18 00:00:00 UTC 2011
Duration: 01:23