
Aspiring Screenwriter’s Ama…
Story is his king.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: story is my king query letter foreign screenwriter funny letters screenwriter fail
Views: 1,754
Funny Stuff from George Carlin and Other Comedians

Aspiring Screenwriter’s Ama…
Story is his king.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: story is my king query letter foreign screenwriter funny letters screenwriter fail
Views: 1,754

No Emeril, You Stay Away …
See details on the back? No thank you. (via nickrrrad: http://nickrrrad.tumblr.com/post/8043517083/emeril-wants-to-kick-family-disputes-up-a-notch_
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: emeril emeril wants to cook breakfast for your mother emeril label emeril label mother emeril breakfast label
Views: 825

7 Unintentional Weather Bon…
Our prayers go out to all of the residents of the states affected by the following weather forecasts. We can only imagine what it’s like to wake up, look out the window, and see a giant penis blanketing your state. Weather calls for showers? Good night. And good luck.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: weather penis weather boner unintentional penis doppler penis weather forecast penis
Views: 24,943

This Religious Magazine Se…
Nothing to see here. If you need us, we’ll be under the spout. (via Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/iag0r/get_under_the_spout/)
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: oral roberts oral roberts magazine magazine fail religious magazine fail oral roberts magazine fail oral roberts ministries magazine
Views: 3,481

Website May Want to Rethi…
I’d been holding out for quite some time, but half priced???? Hard to resist. I’ll take two rapes, please. (via Reddit: http://bit.ly/m0tSlj)
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: half price drapes url fail half priced rapes funny urls worst url
Views: 2,711

The 11 Funniest Bathroom D…
“Okay, team. As we build these bathrooms, I want you keep one thing in mind. If people love anything, it’s being uncomfortable while taking a piss, crap, or whatever the hell they do in here. So let’s move all the urinals closer, hide the toilet paper, and generally do everything we can to defy all logic.” – The designer of these bathrooms.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: bathroom fail bathroom construction fail design fail toilet fail urinal fail bathrooms with no privacy funny bathroom pictures
Views: 55,523

Virginia is For…Lovers?
Little known fact: Virginia’s original slogan was “Hi, I’m legally required to introduce myself to everyone in the neighborhood.”
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Regular
Keywords: virginia is for lovers virginia virginia nambla nambla old virginia ad virginia pedophile
Views: 3,684

11 Funerals You Should Def…
So that loved one of yours died. Sorry? Seriously. Sorry? Jeez, I don’t know why that question mark keeps popping in there. Oh well. At least you can take solace in the fact that your loved one was involved in any of these funerals.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Kinda Cute
Keywords: funny funerals weird caskets weird coffins funeral fail funeral wtf coffin fail casket fail weird funerals
Views: 26,949

6 Children’s Toys With Uni…
Hi Toy Makers. You may have noticed that you’ve been putting penises in products meant for children. Total lolfest, right? Actually, yes.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Immortal
Keywords: toys with dicks unintentionally sexual toys unintentionally sexual products perverted toys for kids perverted children toys disturbing toys disturbing toys for kids
Views: 105,650

Unfortunate Vanity Plate
I’d love something that encapsulated my love of jazz and my general obliviousness.
Submitted by: doingitwrong
Kinda Cute
Keywords: funny vanity plate vanity plate fails vanity plate funny jzzluvr vanity plate license plate fails
Views: 7,905
Site Map | © 2012GeorgeCarlin.tv