Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in professional boxing.
NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams
Online universities and bible colleges will be among the thousands of teams vying to prove they are the best in the nation.
Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season
Chris Lukawski, a longtime devotee of the Packers and beer, is confident his battered liver and family can handle another NFL season of unrestrained alcohol consumption.
Red Sox Announce Plans to Return Fenway To Original 1912 Conditions
Nostalgic Sox fans will be delighted by the re-antiquated Fenway Park complete with splintered bleachers and obstructed views.
NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL
The Miami Dolphins have drafted NHL star Alexander Ovechkin, making his dream to play professional sports a reality.
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Plagued for years by swirling rumors about its sexuality, soccer has finally come out, becoming the world’s first openly gay sport.
‘Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball’
Sepak takraw fan favorite Nguyen Thi Buch Thuy has once again angered Coach Lap with his antics on the pitch.
Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win
Fresh from his Blue Grass Stakes win, Hollins moves onto the Kentucky Derby where he hopes to be the first to mercilessly beat a horse across the finish line.
NHL Woos Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line
Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create a higher-scoring, fast-paced game with a new aerodynamic puck and artificial turf instead of ice.
Baseball Star Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, ‘Magic Lamp’ emphatically denies ever using a genie.