Stephen tries to decipher Glenn Beck’s language and reviews “Sex and the City 2.”

Stephen gets his genealogy tracked and heads to Vancouver for the 2010 Winter Games.

Stephen introduces his own generic line of packaged sperm and the Time-Traveling Brandy Thief strikes again.

Greece descends into economic chaos and Ricky Martin finally comes out of the closet.

The Colbert Report goes hi-def and Morgan Freeman reads a list of untrustworthy things.

Stephen trains for space travel and hoops it up with Allan Houston and the New York Knicks.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas.

Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party.

Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.

Paul Simon performs “Getting Ready for Christmas Day” from “So Beautiful or So What.”