Jesus Picks the Super Bowl

Jesus Picks the Super Bowl

Jesus Picks the Super Bowl 2:31

Now that Tim Tebow is out of the running, Jesus has to decide who he’d like to see win the Super Bowl more.

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Keywords: jesus god tim tebow religion christianity christian super bowl religious pray prayer game superbowl indianapolis indiana colts new york giants new england patriots eli manning tom brady football nfl superbowl pick picks bet bets betting god

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Jesus Picks the Superbowl

Jesus Picks the Superbowl

Jesus Picks the Superbowl 2:31

Now that Tim Tebow is out of the running, Jesus has to decide who he’d like to win more.

Submitted by: Funny Or Die

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Keywords: jesus god tim tebow religion christianity christian religious pray prayer game superbowl indianapolis indiana colts new york giants new england patriots eli manning tom brady football nfl superbowl pick picks bet bets betting god

Views: 5,898

The Hunger Pains

The Hunger Pains

The Hunger Pains 1:59

A Trailer for the Harvard Lampoon Parody, spoofing The Hunger Games movie, based on the popular book series, which may or may not be a ripoff of a Japanese movie, based on an even earlier book.
STAY HUNGRY.

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Keywords: hunger games hunger pains twilight harvard lampoon rachel bloom thomas lennon ben garant cedric yarbrough katie keane mindy sterling movie trailer teenagers

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Romney During Victory Speech: ‘Man, This Is A Weak Field’

TAMPA, FL—Following a decisive win in tonight’s Florida primary, presidential candidate Mitt Romney took a moment during his victory address to reflect on the current crop of Republicans vying for the party’s nomination, telling the gathered crowd h…

 Romney During Victory Speech: ‘Man, This Is A Weak Field’

 Romney During Victory Speech: ‘Man, This Is A Weak Field’

Sarah McLachlan “Angel” Animal Cruelty Video ***ORIGINAL VERSION***

Sarah McLachlan Angel Animal Cruelty Video ***ORIGINAL VERSION***

Sarah McLachlan "Angel" Animal Cruelt… 2:00

This is the ORIGINAL VERSION of Sarah McLachlan’s “Angel” SPCA advertisement.

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Keywords: Sarah McLachlan Angel animal cruelty spca dogs cats cat (singular) kitty pupper whisklets pawpers mitswkwers divorce oprah

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Nashville Predators Promotion Allows First 500 Fans To Feed Players

NASHVILLE, TN—The first 500 visitors to see the Nashville Predators play hockey in their custom-built reinforced glass enclosure at Bridgestone Arena Saturday will actually be allowed to feed the team, Predators officials announced today.

 Nashville Predators Promotion Allows First 500 Fans To Feed Players

 Nashville Predators Promotion Allows First 500 Fans To Feed Players

Romney Appeals To Hispanic Voters For Return Of Watch He Left On Dresser

MIAMI—At a hastily assembled press conference Tuesday, presidential candidate Mitt Romney reached out to the nation’s Hispanics, asking if they would please return the watch he had left on his dresser earlier.

 Romney Appeals To Hispanic Voters For Return Of Watch He Left On Dresser

 Romney Appeals To Hispanic Voters For Return Of Watch He Left On Dresser

Onion News Network – Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama Dad in Cabinet Meeting

60032237 145x80 generated Onion News Network   Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama Dad in Cabinet Meeting

A new law prohibits Kaleidoscoping while driving, Joe Biden advertises guitar lessons on the White House bulletin board, and Romneymania sweeps the nation. It’s the week of January 23rd, 2012.

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Added: Tue Jan 31 21:15:19 UTC 2012
Air date: Fri Jan 27 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 08:34
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

[video] Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

 [video] Brain Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

 [video] Brain Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

Area Man Thinks It’s Nice They Didn’t Put The Prettiest Girl Scouts On The Cookie Box

STAMFORD, CT—Local CPA Adam Hober told reporters Wednesday he was pleased to see the Girl Scouts of America had chosen not to feature the most conventionally attractive girls on boxes of their trademark cookies.

 Area Man Thinks Its Nice They Didnt Put The Prettiest Girl Scouts On The Cookie Box

 Area Man Thinks Its Nice They Didnt Put The Prettiest Girl Scouts On The Cookie Box