Funny Stuff from George Carlin and Other Comedians
See our roundup of the year’s best political cartoons, featuring memorable cartoons on the GOP presidential race, the Occupy Wall Street protests, Weinergate, Osama bin Laden’s death, Arab uprisings, the Wisconsin union battle, and more.
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GOP Candidate New Year’s Resolutions
Everyone has a New Year’s Resolution. We polled the GOP Candidates and this is what they said…
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See our roundup of the year’s funniest political jokes by Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill Maher, Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy Kimmel:
A few gems:
“They had a midnight raid and they cleaned out Zucotti Park where the Occupy Wall Streeters were camped out for about two months. So if you’re keeping score, here’s what the score is now: Eighty down in Zucotti Park; Wall Street executives arrested: Zero.” —David Letterman
“‘The day before yesterday, Herman Cain suspended his campaign. That is a shame. He touched so many people.” —Stephen Colbert
“Herman Cain said he’d only drop out of the race if his wife is no longer behind him. His wife said she’s always behind him, because there’s never any room under him.” —Conan O’Brien
“Newt Gingrich released a statement promising he would not cheat on his wife. Even better, he said he wouldn’t cheat on his next wife either, or the one after that.” —Conan O’Brien
“President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation.” —Jay Leno
“Here’s what you and your minions don’t understand, O’Reilly. Your hell doesn’t scare me. I make my living watching Fox News eight hours a day. I’m already in hell.” —Jon Stewart to Bill O’Reilly, after the Fox News host told him he was going to hell
Read more of the year’s best late-night jokes…
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“Gut-bustingly funny. Bridesmaids gets an A!!!” (Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly) From the producer of Superbad, Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin comes the breakout comedy critics are calling “brazenly hysterical!” (Alynda Wheat, People) Thirty-something Annie (Kristen Wiig) has hit a rough patch but finds her life turned completely upside down when she takes on the Maid of Honor role in her best friend Lillian’s (Maya Rudolph) wedding. In way over her head but determined to succeed, Annie leads a hilarious hodgepodge of bridesmaids (Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper) on a wild ride down the road to the big event. Starring: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O’Dowd, Ellie Kemper, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Melissa McCarthy, Matt Lucas, Jill Clayburgh, Rebel Wilson, Michael Hitchcock, Terry Crews, Kali Hawk, Tim Heidecker, Jon Hamm Directed by: Paul Feig
“Gut-bustingly funny. Bridesmaids gets an A!!!” (Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly) From the producer of Superbad, Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin comes the breakout comedy critics are calling “brazenly hysterical!” (Alynda Wheat, People) Thirty-something Annie (Kristen Wiig) has hit a rough patch but finds her life turned completely upside down when she takes on the Maid of Honor role in her best friend Lillian’s (Maya Rudolph) wedding. In way over her head but determined to succeed, Annie leads a hilarious hodgepodge of bridesmaids (Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper) on a wild ride down the road to the big event. Starring: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O’Dowd, Ellie Kemper, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Melissa McCarthy, Matt Lucas, Jill Clayburgh, Rebel Wilson, Michael Hitchcock, Terry Crews, Kali Hawk, Tim Heidecker, Jon Hamm Directed by: Paul Feig
Billy On the Street: Highlights from … 8:19
Billy On The Street airs every Thursday at 11e/10c on Fuse and follow Billy on Twitter @BillyEichner.
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10 Alternate Titles for "We Bought a …
Before director Cameron Crowe settled on the title “We Bought a Zoo”, he batted around some other ideas. We were lucky enough to get our hands on some of the posters created for his alternate concepts!
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Fockey Showdown: Norm MacDonald vs. A… 2:41
Who’s the better athlete, the football player or hockey player? Adam and Norm settle the debate over a game of… Fockey.
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Rape Trombone 2:23
Tired of not being heard when you yell out for help? Well not anymore!
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Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie Red… 2:30
An all new feature film from the twisted minds of cult comedy heroes Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job”)! Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a movie, but squander every dime… and the sinister Schlaaang corporation is pissed. Their lives at stake, the guys skip town in search of a way to pay the money back. When they happen upon a chance to rehabilitate a bankrupt mall full of vagrants, bizarre stores and a man-eating wolf that stalks the food court, they see dollar signs—a billion of them. Featuring cameos from Awesome Show regulars and some of the biggest names in comedy today!
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