Hard as it is to believe, the Peter Files Blog of Comedy has been, according to the video below, attacked and singled out on a variety of wild charges that we can’t even believe he believes are true so are not going to dignify them with a response.
However, if Beck comes after someone as silly as us you might well ask, could you be next? Click on the link here to come back to the blog if this has been mailed to you, then click on the video link below.
What an outrageous video! You can see why we couldn’t let it go by without comment.
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The ‘Most Interesting Man In The World’ finally brought down by lack of colon control.
Los Angeles, CA: He lives vicariously through himself, causes rainfall with his sadness, and keeps a telephone book around just so he can tear it in half; but none of this mattered early Monday morning when actor Jonathan Goldsmith was let go after Dos Equis executives learned that anal leakage had forced the 74 year old actor to begin using adult incontinence diapers on a daily basis.
Goldsmith, a lifelong bit actor, landed the Dos Equis Campaign in 2006 and “passed every physical evaluation necessary” according to agent Tom Rosenburg. The fuss began when a blogger from Encino, CA spotted Goldsmith buying an issue of ‘Home and Garden’ magazine, a carton of Virginia Slims, and two dozen Tranquility Brand “Premium Overnight Protective Underwear” in a Southern California Ralph’s Grocery Store. Mr. Rosenburg plans to file a wrongful termination suit stipulating that “no man should lose his job simply because liquid and solid waste dissipates uncontrollably from a bodily orifice.” He added, “If such a standard were acceptable then how could anyone defend the hiring of Chris Harrison, host of ABC’s The Bachelor“.
Dos Equis tried to dismiss the story as a hoax but soon realized that Jonathan Goldsmith was nothing more than a liability after parent company Heineken USA was served with a class action filing suggesting that ‘Dos Equis’ contained a type of barley long thought to increase estrogen levels and already proven as a non-reversible laxative by the FDA in 1984.
“It’s a sad day for beer drinkers across America” remarked 19 Year old College of The Canyons freshman Michael Ortiz as he sat clinging to an empty cardboard case of Dos Equis while patiently receiving a pedicure. “I don’t believe the accusations; what I do believe is that the man who is both right handed and left handed, whose blood smells like cologne, who once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish is alive and well with a firm and capable sphincter … he’s probably somewhere on an island that he discovered while fishing for sharks with his bare hands.”
It’s tragic how people treat doctors in this day and age. The lack of respect for the education and training medical professionals go through,…
UPDATE: NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein and Walt Traxel no longer hanging out.
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Growing up back in the 70s, one of my favorite comedy TV shows was “Soap”. It was a type of comedy that is hard to explain, you really just have to watch it to understand.
Wikipedia describes it as;
The show was created as a parody of daytime soap operas, presented as a weekly half-hour long primetime comedy. Like a soap opera, the show’s story was presented in a serial format and included melodramatic plot elements such as amnesia, alien abduction, demonic possession, murder, and kidnapping. In 2007 it was listed as one of Time magazine’s “100 Best TV Shows of All-TIME.”
The show is truly one of the best comedies of all time! Great actors showing great comedic timing, and it had some great plot twists that kept us coming back to watch.
Soap: The Complete Series (Slim Packaging)
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Sarah and her imaginary friend Troy host a party with imaginary guests who bring imaginary booze and cocaine.
Sarah feels lonely after Laura elopes, but Troy Bulletin-Board comes to the rescue to take her on a magical adventure.
Steve Gibson sits at a desk that was once covered with mustard paraphernalia.